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[A needle lands on a record. Hurley is in
the food storage area eating candy, chips, cereal, a steak, and
ice cream. Suddenly Jin appears.]
JIN: Hi there, Hurley.
HURLEY: Jin, you're here.
JIN: I sure am.
HURLEY: Dude, you speak English.
JIN: No, you're speaking Korean.
HURELY [speaking Korean with subtitles]: I am?
[Hurley stands and suddenly there is a
chicken-mascot-man standing next to Jin.]
HURLEY [subtitled]: What's he doing here?
[We start hearing the countdown
"blip" sound.]
JIN: Everything's going to change.
HURLEY [subtitled]: What?

JIN: Everything's going to change. Have a
cluckity-cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
[The chicken-mascot-man says
"Hurley" in Kate's voice.]
KATE: Hurley.
[Hurley wakes up and we see 3:44 on the
timer.]
KATE: You fell asleep?
HURLEY: No, I was just -- resting my eyes.
KATE [touching a post-it on the computer monitor]: The
numbers are written right there.
HURLEY: Yeah, I remember the numbers.[Hurley starts
entering the numbers.]
KATE: Locke went back to the beach. I'll be taking the
next shift.
HURLEY: Awesome.
KATE: Jack told me about your job. At least we have jobs
again, right?
HURLEY: Hurray for us. [He presses the execute button and
the counter resets to 108:00.]

[Sawyer, Michael and Jin in the dug-out
prison.]
SAWYER: Ain't life grand. What I wouldn't give for a cup
of water right now.
JIN: [says something in Korean. He motions to Sawyer to
lift him up again.]
SAWYER: No way. No more human pyramids -- just forget it.
MICHAEL [yelling]: Hey. Hey! Hey, let us out of here!
SAWYER: Chill!
MICHAEL: Every minute I spend down here is another minute
my boy is still out there.
SAWYER: Well, let me break it down for you, Mikey. Right
now, Rambina and her buddies are trying to figure out what to do
with us. Until they make up their damn mind there ain't nothing
we can do.
JIN: [says something in Korean -- points to Sawyer's
shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ah, yeah. Why don't you pee on it?
[The cover is lifted from the pit and a
rope is dropped down.]
LEADER: [lowering a rope and pointing to
Jin]: Grab the rope. Please.
SAWYER: Don't do it.
ANA-LUCIA [approaching with a gun]: Climb the rope or I shoot
your friend.
[Jin goes up the rope.]
ANA-LUCIA [to Michael]: You next.
SAWYER: Don't do it. She's bluffing -- the gun's only got
1 bullet -- she ain't going to waste it...
[Sawyer gets hit in the head with a rock
and goes down.]
SAWYER: Ow, son-of-a-bitch. Ow, God.
ANA-LUCIA [to Michael]: Grab the rope.
[Michael climbs up the rope.]
SAWYER: You want me, Hotlips, you're going to have to come
down here and get me -- [the cover closes and the screen goes to
black] -- bitch.
COMMERICAL BREAK
[FLASHBACK to Hurley standing with the
winning lotto ticket in his hand watching the tv showing his
winning numbers.]
LOTTO GIRL: 4, 8, 15, 16, and 23, with the
mega number 42. Whoever has those numbers has won, or will share
in, a near record jackpot.
LOTTO ANNOUNCER: That's right, Mary Jo,
because this is the 16th week without a winner.
[Hurley passes out, and Hurley's mom,
Carmen, comes to check on him.]
CARMEN: Hugo? Hugo! Hugo, wake up. Wake up. [She slaps his
face, vigorously.]
HURLEY: Stop, ow, ow, mom, stop. I just slipped.
CARMEN: Slipped sitting down? Is it your heart?
HURLEY: Mom, I'm fine.
CARMEN: You're lying. I always know because you don't look
me in the eye.
HURLEY: I'm not lying.
CARMEN: Then tell me what happened, huh?
[Hurley folds over the lottery ticket to
hide it.]
HURLEY: It must be something I ate.

CARMEN: Yes, it must be something you ate because you eat
basura, and you don't exercise.
HURLEY: I do exercise.
CARMEN: Falling down is not exercise. The only time you
move is to lift a drumstick from the bucket. Everyday it's the
same thing, Hugo -- you work, you eat chicken. You have to change
your life, Hugo. You think someone else will change it for you?
Maybe if you pray everyday Jesus Christ will come down from
heaven, take 200 pounds and bring you a decent woman, and a new
car. Yes, Jesus can bring you a new car.
HURLEY: Maybe I don't want to change. Maybe I like my
life.
[The phone rings.]
CARMEN: Oh, that must be Jesus. [She goes to another room
and picks up the phone.] Hola, momento. [Calling to Hurley] Yes,
it is Jesus. He wants to know what color car you want.
[Back to the island. Hurley at the beach
splashing water on his face. Charlie approaches.]
CHARLIE: Hurley, we need to have a little chat. Don't
worry, mommy's off for a walk, so it's just you, me and the baby.
Spill it.
HURLEY: Spill what?
CHARLIE: What's in it?

HURLEY: Uh, nothing, really.
CHARLIE: You've been out there an entire day and night --
looking at nothing?
HURLEY: Well, I guess it's kind of like a bunker, you
know, from WWII, only newer.
CHARLIE: What's in it?
HURLEY: I don't know.
CHARLIE: But somehow you know it's a bunker?
HURLEY: Well, I guess someone told me.
CHARLIE: You're going to lie to me? You're going to lie to
the baby?
HURLEY: Dude, look, I'd never lie.
CHARLIE: Oh, and the time you told you were worth 150
million dollars?
HURLEY: It's 156 million.

CHARLIE: I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900
trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made a chocolate
lollipop; so if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and
fly off this island.
[Rose doing laundry on the beach. Hurley
enters.]
HURLEY: Hey, Rose.
ROSE: Hey yourself.
HURLEY: So, doing laundry, huh?
ROSE: Indeed I am. You want to hand me those dirty
clothes over there? [Hurley hands her a suitcase] Thank you.
HURLEY: Don't you want to know what happened?
ROSE: What happened?
HURLEY: You know, out there. Everyone's asking me what's
in the hatch.
ROSE: That's your business, not mine.
HURLEY: Don't you want to know?

ROSE: Well, whatever it is, it's not going to help get
this laundry done, now is it?
HURLEY: Well, actually it sort of is.
[Hurley and Rose walking in the jungle.]
HURLEY: It's around here somewhere.
[Hurley finds the bunker entrance and he
and Rose go inside.]
ROSE: Someone actually lived down here?
HURLEY: Uh-huh.
ROSE: What is it for?
HURLEY: It's kind of a long story.
JACK [entering]: Hurley? Who else did you tell?
HURLEY: No one. I swear. Dude, it's a big job. I needed
help.
ROSE: Hello, Jack.

JACK: Hey, Rose.
HURLEY: She's cool. She won't tell anyone.
ROSE: Honey, I don't even know what I would say.
[Claire walking along the beach. She's sees
the bottle of messages from the raft wash up in the surf.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Jack, Rose and Hurley go into the food
storage room.]
ROSE: All this is food?
JACK: It's only a matter of time before we have to tell
everyone what we found down here. [To Hurley] So, do you know
what to do?
HURLEY: Inventory all of it, and figure out how we make it
last.
JACK: And in the meantime, nobody gets anything -- no
exceptions. That's your responsibility, Hurley, okay.
[We can hear the countdown alarm start
blipping.]
ROSE: What's that?

HURLEY: You don't want to know.
[Hurley and Rose doing the inventory.]
HURLEY: Dharma Initiative Salad Dressing - Ranch
composite. Sounds tasty.
[Hurley opens a box full of Apollo bars.]
HURLEY: Apollo bars? Ever hear of these?
ROSE: Huh-uh, but candy is candy -- that's what Bernard
always says. Talk about a sweet-tooth. That man has a mouth full
of sweet-teeth.
HURLEY: Bernard, that was your husband?
ROSE: Is my husband.
HURLEY: Oh, but, I thought he was in the back of the
plane. [Rose gives him a look] I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
ROSE: Oh, no, no -- that's okay. Don't feel bad. Bernard
is fine. I know it. You want to get the canned tuna?
HURLEY: Everyone's going to hate me, Rose.
ROSE: Now that's just plain silly -- you're about the
only one on this island that everybody loves.

HURLEY: Well, that'll change.
KATE: Hey, you guys happen to find any shampoo in here?
ROSE: Yeah, there's some right over here.
HURLEY: Uh, Kate, you can't take...
KATE [grabbing the shampoo]: Thanks, Hurley. [She
exits.]
ROSE: It's just one bottle.
HURLEY: That's where it starts.
[FLASHBACK to Hurley looking at his lotto
ticket while he's at work at Mr. Clucks. Hurley's friend, Johnny,
enters.]
JOHNNY: Hey, Hugo. You okay, man?
HURLEY [putting the lotto ticket in his pocket]: Yeah,
fine.
RANDY [Hurley's boss]: Reyes, my office, now.
[Hurley goes to Randy's office.]
RANDY: You want to tell me something, Reyes?
HURLEY: Uh, no.
RANDY: You sure about that?
HURLEY: Uh, yeah?
RANDY: This is last night's surveillance tape.
[Randy plays a tape which shows Hurley
reading and eating a piece of chicken.]
RANDY: You owe the company for an 8 piece dark meat
combo.
HURLEY: I didn't eat 8 pieces!
RANDY: You want to watch the whole tape? Oh, and while
you're here, how many times do I have to tell you those napkins
cost money, alright? It's two per customer -- two. We not made of
money here at Mr. Clucks, Reyes. I'm not made of money. Are you
made of money? Because if you're made of money -- maybe you don't
want to work here. So get it together. What -- is that a problem,
Reyes?
HURLEY: Dude, I quit.

[Hurley is breathing into a Mr. Clucks
paper bag in the parking lot outside work. Johnny comes out.]
JOHNNY: Dude, are you okay?
HURLEY: I'm, I'm fine.
JOHNNY: Randy's losing his brain in there.
HURLEY: You should get back in there or he'll have you
scrubbing johns the rest of the week.
JOHNNY: Doubt it. I quit, too.
HURLEY: What?
JOHNNY: Looks like we've got ourselves a day off. Who
needs money when you've got good looks?
[Locke walking through the jungle. He picks
some fruit up from under a tree.]
LOCKE: You can come out now. I saw you back at the rock,
and then at the mangrove tree. In fact, I walked in a big circle.
I'm not sure how you didn't realize it.
[Charlie comes out.]
CHARLIE: Alright, you don't have to insult me.

LOCKE [eating the fruit]: You want to tell me why you've
been following me, Charlie?
CHARLIE: Yeah. Quite simply, John, there are a lot of
secrets around here, and I'm tired of being at the bloody kid's
table. I got Claire's baby back. I didn't go swanning off to the
Black Rock on the bloody A-Team mission, but I would have if
someone had asked me. I think I'm entitled to some sodding
answers around here.
LOCKE: What do you want to know?
[Sayid hits a wall in the bunker with a
large piece of metal, trying to break through. Jack enters.]
JACK: How's it going?
SAYID: It's not. On the other side of this door there's
more concrete. I'd say it's at least 8 to 10 feet thick.
JACK: You see this? [Jack shows how his key is affected
by the magnetic field.]
SAYID: Interesting. Good thing this is titanium
[referring to the piece of metal he's using as a pick-axe] almost
no magnetic attraction. But we're not going to get in up here.
JACK: Up here?
[Sayid lifts up a grate in the floor and
they look down.]
SAYID: Perhaps we can go under it.

[The "leader" guy of the
tail-section group lifts the cover off the dug-out prison and
throws a rope down for Sawyer.]
LEADER: Grab the rope.
SAWYER: I ain't doing nothing 'til I know if my friends
are okay.
MICHAEL [coming into frame]: So, we're friends now, huh?
ANA-LUCIA [coming into frame]: Do it now, or the rope comes
up.
[Sawyer gets pulled up out of the pit where
there is a group waiting.]
SAWYER: Howdy boys. Thanks for the rescue.
MICHAEL: Everything's cool. We had a talk and they believe
we were on the plane, too.
SAWYER: Swell, I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
ANA-LUCIA [to Sawyer who's trying to hide that he's holding a
rock]: What you got there?
SAWYER: Nothing.

ANA-LUCIA: You got a rock? You looking for some revenge?
You've got 3 seconds to drop it.
LEADER: Ana...
ANA-LUCIA: 1, 2...
SAWYER: Now, hold on...
[Ana throws an elbow across Sawyer's face,
and he falls to the ground. Leader guy holds Jin back. Ana steps
on Sawyer's wounded shoulder.]
SAWYER: Ow, you didn't say 3.
[She stomps on his shoulder.]
ANA-LUCIA: Shut up. When I tell you to do something, you do
it -- I say move, you move -- I say stop, you stop. I say jump,
what do you say?
SAWYER: I say: you first.
ANA-LUCIA [stomping his shoulder again]: You don't like the
rules -- I toss your ass back in the pit right now, you
understand?
SAWYER: I understand.
[Sawyer gets up in a lot of pain.]
ANA-LUCIA: It's getting dark, we're moving out.
SAWYER: Moving out where?
ANA-LUCIA: What did I just tell you?
SAWYER: Sorry, forgot. Just one thing, though -- you hit
me again, I'll kill you.
[Ana just smiles in an amused sort of way.]
ANA-LUCIA: Let's go.
[Michael and Jin wait for Sawyer. They all
start walking through the jungle.]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Charlie and Locke talking in the jungle.]
CHARLIE: He pushed that button every 108 minutes?
LOCKE: He did indeed.

CHARLIE: But how is that possible? I mean, didn't he sleep?
LOCKE: Don't know -- didn't get a chance to ask him.
CHARLIE: And after all that time, he just up and left? I
mean, why? Where'd he go?
LOCKE: Don't know. I tried to track him, but he didn't
leave much of a trail. I guess he figured he found his
replacements.
CHARLIE: Meaning us?
LOCKE: Meaning us.
CHARLIE: It sounds a bit nutty, doesn't it?
LOCKE: It is what it is, Charlie.
CHARLIE: And what happens if we don't push it?
LOCKE: We're not going to find out. I'm setting up a
system. I'm still working on it, but it looks like it's going to
be two person shifts every 6 hours or so.
CHARLIE: Shifts? Pushing a button?
LOCKE: Oh, and there's a record player.

CHARLIE: What's Hurley been doing there?
LOCKE: He's in charge of the food.
CHARLIE: Food?
[Hurley sitting at the beach alone. Charlie
enters.]
CHARLIE: Hey mate? Where you been?
HURLEY: Hey, I've been -- around.
CHARLIE: I know, Hurley.
HURLEY: You know what?
CHARLIE: I know about the food. Locke told me everything.
HURLEY: Yeah, well, Locke's lying.
CHARLIE: Oh yeah, is he lying about the button we have to
push every 108 minutes or the island will explode?
HURLEY: It's not going to explode.

CHARLIE: Ah [Charlie points at Hurley like: I gotcha], come
on.
HURLEY: Look, Jack put me in charge. Look, I don't even
want...
CHARLIE: Is there peanut butter?
HURLEY: What?
CHARLIE: Peanut butter -- nutty, creamy, staple of children
everywhere.
HURLEY: Uh, yeah. A couple jars.
CHARLIE: Brilliant. How about you give us one? It's for
Claire.
HURLEY: No can do, man.
CHARLIE: You're saying no to a nursing mother?
HURLEY: It's not like that.
CHARLIE: Oh, it's exactly like that. You know, I never
thought this would happen but it did. You've become one of them.
HURLEY: One of them?

CHARLIE: Them - the man - management. I thought we were
friends. You've changed, man.
[FLASHBACK to Hurley and Johnny in a record
store looking through the sale bin. They tentatively sing the
lyrics to You All Everybody while looking at the CD in the One
Hit Wonders Section.]
JOHNNY: Driveshaft - more like Suckshaft.
HURLEY: I'm going to go check out the headphones.
JOHNNY: Sure, headphones.
[We see a girl behind a counter smile when
Hurley approaches.]
STARLA: Hu-go.
HURLEY: Star-la.
STARLA: Why aren't you chuckleheads at
work?
JOHNNY: We're currently exploring other opportunities.
STARLA: You quit?
HURLEY: I did.
JOHNNY: He's mixing it up today. He's off the rail.
Somebody get a straightjacket.
HURLEY [pointing at some headphones]: Hey, can I try those
on?
STARLA: You're messing with my worldview
here, Hugo. You're my rock. I mean if you quit your job the next
thing you know bees will stop making honey, and flowers will die,
and hell, the hole damn thing will fall apart.
HURLEY [talking too loud because he has headphones on]:
So, Starla...
[Starla takes the headphones off Hurley.]
HURLEY: Sorry. Uh, well, The Hold Steady is playing the
Troubador this weekend, and I was wondering -- maybe Friday...
STARLA: Um, I have to work.
HURLEY: Oh, no, I didn't mean...
STARLA: I could probably go Saturday. Is
that cool?
HURLEY: Yeah, that's totally cool.

JOHNNY [as they are leaving the record store]: Dude,
you've been crushing on this girl for months and doing nothing.
Today you're fricking Fabio. Seriously, man, what has gotten into
you?
HURLEY: Nothing, I just wanted to ask her out before...
JOHNNY: Before what?
HURLEY: Nothing.
[Sayid and Jack in tunnels under the
bunker.]
SAYID: I believe we're under the area where we began.
They poured concrete all the way down here, too.
[Sayid starts hitting the wall with the
piece of metal.]
SAYID: Just as thick.
JACK: Maybe there's a way around it.
[They crawl forward though what looks like
pipes.]
JACK: What is all this stuff?

SAYID: My best guess? There's geothermal generator behind
this wall. That's the power source. Careful with these pipes,
they're very hot.
[They come to the end of the tunnel.]
JACK: That's it -- nothing -- it's blocked. So what do
you think, Sayid?
SAYID: What do I think about what, Jack?
JACK: This place -- the computer? What do you think is
going on?
SAYID: The last time I heard of concrete being poured
over everything in this way was Chernobyl.
[They hear loud sound coming from the
pipes.]
JACK: Did you hit something?
SAYID: I don't think so. It's coming from over there.
JACK: I'm going to check it out.
[Jack climbs up through a grate in the
floor and finds Kate getting out of the shower.]
JACK: Hey.

KATE: Hey.
JACK: You, um, you took a shower.
KATE: I had to see if it worked.
JACK: How was it?
KATE [in a towel, trying to pick up her clothes]: Uh,
pressure sucked, it kind of went cold at one point, and it
smelled a little bit like sulfur but -- it was a shower.
JACK: I know what you mean.
KATE: You could use one.
JACK: Maybe a little later.
KATE [exiting]: I'll leave the shampoo for you.
[The tail-section people, plus the raft
guys walking through the jungle. Someone stumbles and Michael
helps her.]
LIBBY: I'm Libby.
MICHAEL: Michael.

LIBBY: How many of you -- you know, on the other side of
the island?
MICHAEL: When we left, around 40. How many of you survived?
LIBBY: 23 of us.
LEADER [to Sawyer]: Are you alright?
SAWYER: Now you give a damn.
LEADER: I said I'm sorry. It was a
misunderstanding.
SAWYER: A misunderstanding's when you bring me lemonade
instead of iced-tea.
ANA-LUCIA: I said: no talking.
SAWYER: He was talking to me.
ANA-LUCIA [stopping in the jungle]: We're here.
SAWYER: What are you going to do -- beam us up?
[Ana knocks on the bunker door like the one
on station 3. They file inside. It doesn't appear to have any
equipment or furniture in it. There is a Dharma logo on the wall.
There are a few other people inside.]
MICHAEL [to Libby]: I thought you said there were 23 of
you.
LIBBY: There were.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Sun working in her garden. Claire and
Shannon enter with the bottle of messages.]
CLAIRE: Hi, Sun.
SUN: What's wrong?
CLAIRE: I found something out in the water, and I told
Shannon about it, and we thought you should know. [Shannon hands
the bottle to Sun] It's the messages from the raft. We thought
you should decide what to do.
[Locke looking over a rifle. Hurley
enters.]
HURLEY: Why'd you tell Charlie, man?
LOCKE: Because he asked, Hugo.
HURLEY: Yeah, well you shouldn't have. You should have
listened to me about coming down here, period. Now it's all going
to change, everything.
LOCKE: Change is good, Hugo.

HURLEY: You know, people say that, but it's not true, man.
Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy who has to
say: no you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her
poor island baby. You know who? It's me. You know what? I'm not
going to do it. Find someone else to deal with the chow, man.
LOCKE: No, we all have our jobs, Hugo. My job is to
convince people to push a button every 108 minutes without them
knowing why -- or what. Wanna trade?
HURLEY: I don't want to do this, man!
LOCKE: Yeah, I've had a lot of jobs I didn't want to do.
I still did them. I'm sorry, Hugo, you don't get to quit.
HURLEY: Okay, then.
[Hurley walking through the jungle. He gets
the leftover dynamite from a hiding place in a tree.]
[FLASHBACK to Johnny and Hurley stealing
garden gnomes.]
JOHNNY: Do you think we got enough gnomes?
HURLEY: Okay, we're good.
[They get in the van and then are in
someone else's yard.]
JOHNNY: This is genius.

HURLEY: A little to the left, dude, and more of an angle.
[Someone opens the front door of a house.]
RANDY: Hey!
JOHNNY: Run!
[They take off in the van and leave Randy
standing in his driveway in his underwear. The camera pans to the
lawn to reveal the gnomes have been used to spell out the words
Cluck You on the lawn.]
JOHNNY [yelling out the van window]: Freedom!
HURLEY [laughing]: Dude, what are you doing?
JOHNNY: Freedom! So, anything else you want to do tonight
-- you better let me know now -- because our day off is just
about over, Huggy Bear. In about 10 hours we going to have to
find ourselves some new employment. I hear Pizza Bin is hiring,
or we could try our luck at Gyro-Rama. But I do kind of dig the
chick who works at the Bin.
HURLEY: Dude, promise me something.
JOHNNY: Okay, what?

HURLEY: Promise me that no matter what happens, we'll
never change -- this will never change.
JOHNNY: Okay. Oh, I know what this is about. I know why
you've been acting so weird lately. You're getting that, uh, that
stomach stapling surgery thing, aren't you?
HURLEY: I'm not getting surgery.
JOHNNY: Awe, c'mon man, it's cool. I could still be all
surprised and be like, ooh, my, Hurley. Wow, is that you?
HURLEY: Listen, Johnny, I'm serious. Promise me that you
and I will always stay the same.
JOHNNY: I'll do you one better. Not only will I stay gold,
Ponyboy, I will drink to it. [He looks in his empty wallet] Can I
borrow 2 bucks?
[Hurley in the food storage room, placing a
fuse in the dynamite. Rose enters.]
ROSE: What have you got there, Hurley?
HURLEY: Uh, it's dynamite.
ROSE: Dynamite? Well, what are you doing with it?
HURLEY: I'm sorry, but I can't let it happen again.

[FLASHBACK to Hurley and Johnny pulling
into a gas station. There's a news crew interviewing the sales
clerk.]
JOHNNY: Why is there a news crew here?
HURLEY: Dude, we shouldn't go here. Dude, let's go, they
jack the prices here.
JOHNNY [getting out of the van]: Maybe somebody got shot.
[Hurley looks at his lotto ticket.]
[Back to Rose and Hurley in the storage
room.]
ROSE: Why are you doing this, honey?
HURLEY: Look, just get out of here, Rose.
ROSE: But you're going to hurt somebody.
HURLEY: Not if I do it from outside the door. It's thick,
and I'll make sure there's nobody around first. So, please, will
you just go?
ROSE: No, you hauled me off of the beach and you dragged
me into this place -- the least I can get is an explanation
before you blow it up.
HURLEY: You don't get it. This is going to mess it all up.

[FLASHBACK of Hurley looking at his lotto
ticket in the van.]
JOHNNY: Dude, somebody won the lottery!
[Back to Hurley and Rose.]
HURLEY: Let me tell you something, Rose. We were all fine
before we had any [he pulls chips off the shelf] potato chips.
But now we've got these potato chips and everybody's going to
want them. So Steve gets them, and Charlie's pissed -- but he's
not pissed at Steve, he's pissed at me.
[FLASHBACK to the gas station clerk
pointing at Hurley in the van.]
GAS STATION CLERK: That's the guy! That's
the guy!
[Johnny stares at Hurley, looking
hurt/surprised. A brief shot of Hurley and Rose, then shots from
the gas station shown during the following lines.]
HURLEY: And I'm going to be in the middle of it. And then
it's going to be: well, what about us -- why didn't I get any
potato chips? C'mon, help us out, Hurley. Why did you give Kate
the shampoo? And why didn't I get the peanut butter? Then,
they'll get really mad and start asking: why does Hugo have
everything -- why should he get to decide? [Quick intercuts
between the gas station and storage room.] Then they'll all hate
me. I don't know what to do.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[Hurley and Jack on the beach.]
HURLEY: Come on, Jack. The inventory's done, this is the
only way.
JACK: Are you serious?
HURLEY: Dude, there's enough food in there to feed 1 guy,
3 meals a day for another 3 months. We have 40 people, it's just
not going to work. You put me in charge, this is what we're
doing.
JACK [nodding]: Okay.
HURLEY: Okay?
JACK: Yeah, okay.
HURLEY [to himself - relieved]: Okay.
[Montage of Hurley giving peanut butter to
Charlie and passing out food; Locke sharing a tin; Shannon
sharing with Vincent; Kate and Jack laughing and eating; baby
smiling and Charlie giving the peanut butter to Claire; people
patting Hurley on the back; Charlie and Hurley hugging; Sun
burying the bottle of messages. Then scenes of Jin, Sawyer,
Michael; others talking in the background.]
BERNARD: Um, excuse me. Hi. Back where you guys, uh, where
you came from -- is there a woman named Rose there?

SAWYER: Black chick in her 50's?
BERNARD [nodding]: Is she, is she okay?
MICHAEL: Yeah, man, she's okay.
BERNARD: Oh, oh, thank you.
MICHAEL: Michael, I'm Michael.
BERNARD: Thank you, Michael. I'm, I'm Bernard.
MICHAEL: Okay, it's okay. She's good.
[Shot of Rose putting an Apollo bar in her
pocket, holding Bernard's ring and smiling.]
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